internet ftw

apparently justin bieber put up an internet vote as a promotion for his album 'my world' letting fans choose which country in the world he would would tour... a group of internet peeps at 4chan found out about this and immediately the votes swarmed in for of all places... north korea. the funny thing about this is that in north korea almost all the citizens are not permitted access the internet, so most likely not a single north korean actually voted him there... and by the sound of it it will be almost impossible to get him into there. hah.

also... http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

i was using internet the other day and as a customary practice, dragged images to my desktop that humored or interested me. these are a few findings from that day...

ew.

awesome.

lolz

a good idea.

rachel loves cats.

uhhh idk?

aw3some.

noteworthy.

well that day's plans are floored from the start.

^^^hah.^^^

oh internet. please stay forever.

-matt

Expected.

Internet is trying to KILL ME. SERiously how hard is it to illegally download ONE song? i need matthew.

wrong world

A few months ago, i had a dream. in my dream, matt hoffman, my dad, my older brother, and I visited the internet. The internet was weird. Facebook had a pool. After discussing this dream, matt and i realized that internet isnt as scary as it seems (to me, matt gets it). so we are going to destroy it site by site. ALSO. i dont like animals. the one picture matt chose of me may give someone the wrong impression. I DONT LIKE ANIMALS. that is charlie and he smells like herbal essences.

Also, this scares me:

freaky.

We are the freakies

we are the freakies

this is our freaky tree

We never miss a meal

'cos we eat our cereal.

oh yes. internet? we will be on to that soon enough.

introduction

introduction.

i'm matt. twenty-something, and good at the internet.

this is rachel. twenty-whatever and a big deal.

...and this is internet.