wrong world

A few months ago, i had a dream. in my dream, matt hoffman, my dad, my older brother, and I visited the internet. The internet was weird. Facebook had a pool. After discussing this dream, matt and i realized that internet isnt as scary as it seems (to me, matt gets it). so we are going to destroy it site by site. ALSO. i dont like animals. the one picture matt chose of me may give someone the wrong impression. I DONT LIKE ANIMALS. that is charlie and he smells like herbal essences.

Also, this scares me:

freaky.

We are the freakies

we are the freakies

this is our freaky tree

We never miss a meal

'cos we eat our cereal.

oh yes. internet? we will be on to that soon enough.

introduction

introduction.

i'm matt. twenty-something, and good at the internet.

this is rachel. twenty-whatever and a big deal.

...and this is internet.